I apologize for the delay in the release of this next set of results. The original intention was to consider the eagermetric study a closed case, however popular desire from the viewers demands I continue the study. The cold case must be solved. After a 2 year delay in the study, One can confirm that the Gertius Primus (Latin for Gert) remains eager on a continual basis. During the release of the Naughty Dog video game Uncharted 3, Gertius Primus had such an extensive chain of eager moments throughout a period of 24 hours that a the Gertius Primus had a single eager frenzy. For those not so familiar regarding measurement terms on the eagermetric scale, an eager frenzy is equivalent to 100 eager moments per 24 hours. The Gertius Primus peak of 2010 was 72 eager moments/24 hours, so one can conclude that associations with Naughty Dog's Uncharted series result in eager frenzies from the Gertius Primus. The Gertius Primus holds true to his statement that he has never partook in pelvic health maintenance, therefore the study concludes that excess containment of hormonic enzymes can cause eagermetric levels to increase in the Gertius Primus.
Here is an updated list of Gertian Vocabulary:
Gertia: believed to be the mother world of the Gertian species
Gertian: a species identifiable by a semi-albino, eager, predatorial humanoid appearance
Gert: a male member of the Gertian species
Gertrude: a female member of the Gertian species
Gertmobile: the most common method of transportation for the Gertian species, takes the appearance of a 2003 Black Pontiac Grand Am
Eager moment: a brief period when a gert becomes direly eager regarding any particular subject
Eager Frenzy: a unit of measurement on the eagermetric scale to classify 100 eager moments within a period of 24 hours
RAAAARARRRAAARR!: uninterpreted sounds believed to be the language of a Gertian commoner
Death Glare: a discomforting expression of hatred exhibited by Gerts when angry or dissappointed in a human associate
Velociraptor: a genus of dromaesaurid theropod dinosaur that existed approximately 75 to 71 million years ago during the later part of the Cretaceous period. Three species of Velociraptor are believed to have existed:
1. Mongoliensis
2. Osmolskae
3. Gertius Cupidus
Notice: If the Gertius Primus reacts to the release of this information in the same manner as the 2010 release of information, The head scientist may be obliterated by a single muscle of the Gertius Primus, delaying future updates to the Eagermetric study.
